Monday, December 3, 2007

Question of the Day

Sitting at work -- I promise I will begin planning my lesson any minute now -- and ruminating:

Why do men care about the size of their penis? Why oh why do they think it makes any difference? I opened my Spam box today and all the spams were telling me "don't let your average-sized di*ck spoil your romance!" Please tell me nobody actually believes that the success of a romance or a relationship or anything at all meaningful about a male human being depends on the size of his penis. I mean please! It's good and important for you to have one, but...

1. Great sex doesn't depend purely on penis size anyway;

2. Even if great sex did depend on penis size, if you love someone you love someone, and you'd want to be with him regardless of his "performance." Although I admit it would suck if you didn't have great sex together.

At any rate...I am a young, attractive, sexual female and I don't give a shit about penis size! So don't worry about it and stop sending me Spam!